Dwarf

[Patsy33]

My friend came home today and told me a dwarf had touched her breast.
I think someone put him up to it.

[Voltage]

Shouldn't have been so dopey!

[Patsy33]

She felt a little Bashful...

[Voltage]

I bet little bashful enjoyed it lol

[Voltage]

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

[Patsy33]

Dirty little swine!