Wok You Want ?

[Chipchopper]

I was in a Chinese restaurant the other day, when someone dressed as a duck came over to my table, poured me a glass of red wine and gave me a single red rose and said "you're eyes sparkle like emeralds".
I called the waiter over and he said "well I'm sure it was you who ordered a-romantic duck!"

[murraymints]

Hmmmm.....

[Jackdaw33]

Like the duck I once ordered. It kept lifting its head out of the tureen and staring at me. When I asked the waiter he told me that I had ordered a peeking duck.

[marval]

I had a bad Chinese meal the other day.

I said to the waiter, "this food tastes rubbery."

He said, "Thank you very much."

[Shaglene]

I went to the local Chinese take away and asked for twenty Number 6.
I came away with twenty chicken chop suey........

[Voltage]

i went out with a chinese girl an bought her home
when we got in we had a cuddle and i said " i fancy a 69"
she said " it too late me no cook this time of night"