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Chipchopper | 18:47 Tue 23rd Jan 2018 | Jokes
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I walked into a shop and noticed all the staff were standing around in a huddle chatting.
To try to get some attention, I raised my voice a little and said "will somebody please sell me a kettle!"
To which came the swift reply "Kenwood".
Feeling exasperated, I said "ok who of you is Ken!"
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i would have asked to see the manager russell hobbs and let off some steam!!
19:13 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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You should have tried whistling!
20:23 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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They sent some Irish guy to serve me eventually........Murphy Richards, I think.
22:19 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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I'll bet you were boiling.
22:28 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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It took a while to simmer down, for sure!
22:35 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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You need to see Polly!
23:41 Tue 23rd Jan 2018

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