Traffic Report

Chipchopper | 11:18 Wed 31st Jan 2018 | Jokes

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An articulated lorry shed its load of onions, all over the M1 motorway earlier today.
Police have advised motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on

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OK - that's shallot - move along please ...

Togo

Two ships carrying paint have collided in the Channel. One carrying red paint and the other carrying blue. The crews are reported to be marooned.

A lorry had it's load of replacement toilet seats for the local police station stolen..police have nothing to go on!

I heard motorway was streaming...

Someone bhajing no doubt.

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