Maaaaddd

[maggiebee]

I need to VENT!!!!!!! Because I'M MAAAAD!!

[jennyjoan]

why luv

[Mamyalynne]

Oh heck!

[maggiebee]

I just went to Asda in Dundee to pick up a few things. I'm waiting in line and I dropped £20 note (yep that's me trying to hold everything because I didn't want a trolley). The lady in front of me picked it up. I thanked her and held my hand out, and she said, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector," and walks away.

[maggiebee]

Sorry folks, my post is obviously far too long for CB. Apologies.

[Baldric]

Self diagnosis, feel free..........

[goodgoalie]

I'd have rugby-tackled her. Jeez-o, what a nerve!

[Patsy33]

Yes, I would have gone after her and snatched it back from her! What a nerve!

[Islay]

holy **** that's awful!!
seriously I would have reported her for theft - it would have been on CCTV

[anneasquith]

She took your money ?

[Jackdaw33]

I would have screamed for security to detain her and if necessary call the police. The woman has obviously never heard of the crime of theft by finding.

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief, that's awful - disgraceful woman.

[NoMercy]

That was out and out theft.

If it had been me, she would have been picking her teeth up off the floor.

[Georgiesmum]

What a cheek! No wonder you were cross, you had reason to be.

[david small]

The mind boggles. SECURITY STOP THIEF.

[Fitzer]

"Sorry folks, my post is obviously far too long for CB. Apologies"
It's a joke guys, as per Maggie's post the rest got cut off. It normally carries on something like, 'so I followed them out to their car and when they put their shopping down I took it, as things on the floor belong to the collector'. They then list all the things they got in 'exchange' for their £20.

[aelmpvw]

//The things found on earth are kept by the collector//
technically she'd be guilty of theft if she'd found it in the street

[Mamyalynne]

Ta Fitzer, having seen the joke in full elsewhere it is not too too long to fit the question box - still, never mind.

[Mamyalynne]

minus one 'too'^