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Voltage | 08:55 Thu 15th Feb 2018 | Jokes
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My girlfriend asked me, "Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?"

"No, don't be silly" I replied, "I ate it on the sofa."
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Was the funeral nice ?
08:57 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Did you nestle on the sofa.
08:58 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Was it after eight?
08:59 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Wasn't very smart eh ?
09:10 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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That was a careless Wispa, you're lucky you don't have a Bounty on your head.
13:47 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Can we change the topic please!
13:48 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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...anything bar chocolate.
14:07 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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i think your round the curlywurly
14:10 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Were your bruises Green and Black all over after she'd finished? Could you still Bendicks like Beckham? I'll bet you didn't wake up in the Hotel Chocolat.
16:24 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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She sounds a bit flakey.
16:25 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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She chased me down the road...it felt like a marathon!
16:26 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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^Made me snicker.
16:49 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Wife just shouted out "how do you want your coffee"
I said "I'll have it the milky way please"
16:59 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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You won't be going on that picnic now.
19:58 Thu 15th Feb 2018

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