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Voltage | 06:35 Fri 16th Feb 2018 | Jokes
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

Ahhh bliss!!
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Avatar Image murraymints
Step !!! ;0/
06:38 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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Not if you've put glue on it lol x
06:39 Fri 16th Feb 2018
Avatar Image murraymints
Ooo much worse... cold porridge !
06:42 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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Yuk!!
06:42 Fri 16th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Garaman
She's probably stuck for words.

It could have been worse!
09:36 Fri 16th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Patsy33
Your wife sounds a bit stuck up......
09:43 Fri 16th Feb 2018
Avatar Image albaqwerty
she'll be thinking you're a bit of a pritt
09:45 Fri 16th Feb 2018
Avatar Image JJ109
I'm surprised she hasn't given you a right pasting!
09:49 Fri 16th Feb 2018
Avatar Image Shaglene
Looks like you are stuck with her.............
11:32 Fri 16th Feb 2018
Avatar Image marval
So her lips are sealed then.
23:07 Fri 16th Feb 2018

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