I Went

[marval]

I went to a seminar about building temporary roads. I made my own way home

I have just bought an Igloo from IKEA. 200 litres of water (freezer not included).

After falling overboard on a cruise ship, I awoke on an Island surrounded by mountains made of cake and rivers of custard. I think it was a dessert Island.

I had a dream last night that our local Market had shrunk. I woke up and thought, “That’s a little Bazaar.”

A woman came round to the flat today to buy my vibrator. I buzzed her in.

I went to see my doctor with a bad cough today. When I got there I gave him a packet of strepsils and told him to get well soon!

I took a tablet earlier that made me turn green and grow wings. I think it was a Parakeetamol.

I don’t like using the forum of the ‘we love sewing materials’ website. It has too many threads.

Apparently, the House of Commons only has one speaker, you would have thought in this day and age they’d at least have Dolby Surround Sound.

I have just seen Super Chicken. I knew he was Super Chicken because he had a Capon.

I have just finished reading a book on the best way to fix down a carpet. It was gripping.

I can see into the future, but only good things. I’m an optimystic.

My dad’s just been telling us why he should be employee of the month at Samsonite this month. To be fair he does make a good case.

[Patsy33]

Lol! Excellent ones Marval.. .

[Quoi]

My brother said all men should follow him and put their w!llies in a pencil sharpener. I dont like the idea but he does have a point.

[Shaglene]

Keep them coming.................