A Weasel Walks Into A Bar..!

[Voltage]

A weasel walks into a bar..

The bartender says
“Wow I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get ya?”

“Pop” goes the weasel.

[snags]

A baby seal walks in to a club...

[marval]

That was weaselly stoatally different to any joke I have heard before.

[Voltage]

well you otter know marval x

[johnny.5]

the bar tender says
"wow I've never served a weasel in here before"
"I'm not surprised at these prices" replies the weasel

[marval]

I won't badger you for more jokes.

[Voltage]

but i like to rabbit!

[marval]

I have to hare off now, am out tonight.

[johnny.5]

for fox sake stop it !

[Voltage]

you're having a giraffe !

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[davegosling]

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says, "Is this a joke?"

[Garaman]

Poor thing, I was going to give er mine!

[Patsy33]

Did he ferret around for his money?

[tonyav]

I'd have thought that he would have asked for a pint of stoat.