My Girlfriend!

[Voltage]

I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.

[Patsy33]

Suit you sir! Lol!

[Voltage]

I'm throwing the gauntlet in I've had enough !!

[Prudie]

Chain mail chauvinist pig!

[Zacs-Master]

Watch out she doesn’t use her Mace on you when you come in, drunk.

[Patsy33]

Aww. Is all that chain mail getting on your nerves?

[Voltage]

That's it she never polished it..right im putting my armour on I'm off out to a knight club!

[Zacs-Master]

Remember to only sit at a round table.

[Patsy33]

Well she won't be putting her body 'amour' on!

[Voltage]

I won't pull in the knight club tonight ..its been raining I've got a rusty cod piece now lol!

[Patsy33]

What about your helmet? Lol

[Voltage]

Rofl lol

[Hopkirk]

No no no, you misunderstand.
She just said she likes it when you wear protection.

[Patsy33]

What a knight! Lol...
Thanks Volty x

[Georgiesmum]

But did you make it a knight to remember?

[Shaglene]

Once a knight is enough.............