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Voltage | 07:35 Thu 05th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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Called the vets this morning...

"Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich"

Vet "Ok what's the problem?"

"He's holding his head to one side"

Vet "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"

jeez! "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
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Don't get in a flap about it.
Make it a splint, using two broom handles. Just as an interim measure like.
just give him a couple of those little blue pills - that should sort him out.
Make sure something is done- don't bury your head in the sand
He couldn't stick his head in the sand then, Quoi.
Volty, on the way to the vets.

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rofl ozzy never thought of that lol
Save on fuel and parking fees ;-}
Brilliant video, but wouldn't Benny Hill type frantic music be better?
For sure Hoppy.
Don't bury your head in the sand cos you'll become extinct
lol
Suppose next week would be a pain in the neck.

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