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Voltage | 08:20 Thu 05th Apr 2018 | Jokes
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My mate said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of your trouser leg and put it in a library’ I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books’
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Be afrayed, be very afrayed.
08:21 Thu 05th Apr 2018
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You need a cuff around your ear 'ole old mate.
08:22 Thu 05th Apr 2018
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True story - my schoolmate's Dad was a dentist.

He told me that sometimes teeth could be found in his turn ups.
08:25 Thu 05th Apr 2018
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yuk lol
08:26 Thu 05th Apr 2018
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Nice one!
09:51 Thu 05th Apr 2018
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I saw my mate stuffing root vegetables, down his trousers.
Whats all that about ? I asked.
Well, he said "a little bird done told me, that turnips are coming back in fashion"
17:07 Thu 05th Apr 2018

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