My Mate!

[Voltage]

My mate said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of your trouser leg and put it in a library’ I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books’

[Tilly2]

Be afrayed, be very afrayed.

[1ozzy]

You need a cuff around your ear 'ole old mate.

[Hopkirk]

True story - my schoolmate's Dad was a dentist.

He told me that sometimes teeth could be found in his turn ups.

[Voltage]

yuk lol

[maggiebee]

Nice one!

[Chipchopper]

I saw my mate stuffing root vegetables, down his trousers.
Whats all that about ? I asked.
Well, he said "a little bird done told me, that turnips are coming back in fashion"