One Liner

[DTCwordfan]

I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.

[Patsy33]

Are you stitching us up?...

[Voltage]

Sew what!

[DTCwordfan]

no needling from you folk please.....

[-Talbot-]

Pearler

[Prudie]

Just keep bobbin along

[Patsy33]

I bet you're a bobbin along...

[Voltage]

I'm cottoning on to the puns

[Patsy33]

You seam a nice musical family...

[DTCwordfan]

Nice to be on here, I was feeling hemmed in.

[Patsy33]

Nice you can suture self DTC...

[fiction-factory]

You have some good material tonight, DTC

[Voltage]

All DTC jokes are tailored

[Patsy33]

A sharp response tonight...

[DTCwordfan]

some folk would say a load of haberdashery....

[Bazile]

How do I work 'overlocker' into this ?

[Patsy33]

It's good to see us all joining up....

[Voltage]

oohh the glory of the wonderweb!

[Arksided]

I Gran once had a whistling kettle, apparently it was almost a Tenor.

[Garaman]

Our kids all sing, but they have proper jobs too - Mavis staples, Tom waits and Harry styles.

[Hopkirk]

This thread runs seamlessly, a real turn up for the books.