Threatened

[marval]

A man threatened to hunt me down and attack me with a pair of shock absorbers.

He didn’t say when though.

The suspension’s killing me.

[albaqwerty]

get yourself into gear and show him your headlights

[marval]

Good advice, I wheely will.

[Voltage]

He didn’t say when though he's put the brakes on then!

[Sqad]

alba....I would rather see your headlights.

[Spicerack]

Don't blame you, he could spring this on you any time.

[Patsy33]

A rough ride for you Marval....

[albaqwerty]

SQAD!!!!!!!!!!!! lol xx

I'd be worried about the spare tyre....

[Voltage]

sqad ...shes well worth a flash!

[marval]

I am not too worried, he is a bit of a dipstick.

[Sqad]

LOL....LOL....I bet she is .......

[Voltage]

give him the boot marval

[marval]

I shall Volty, I don't like the gear he is wearing.

[albaqwerty]

make sure the chains are tight, and fixed penalty if he loosens them

[Voltage]

a swift kick to the clutch should do it

[marval]

I am going to lock it in the garage, and clutch the keys.

[marval]

Two clutches there.

[albaqwerty]

a double clutch would make anyone's eyes water, especially a declutch

[Shaglene]

What's a clutch got to do with hooters...................

[Khandro]

I think a top-up may be required.