Breakfast

[Chipchopper]

I once worked as a waiter in a trendy cafe and served Salvador Dali with breakfast.
When I went to clear the table, after he had finished, I Asked him if he had enjoyed his breakfast, to which he replied: "yes it was surreal !

[Tilly2]

That's corny!

[Patsy33]

Alright chipchopper, don't milk it!....

[Georgiesmum]

Sounds like there wasnt mushroom for improvement.