How Do You Plead?

[Patsy33]

In court, the judge said to the man, "You have been accused of stealing top of the range toilet rolls. How do you plead? Quilty or not Quilty?"

[DTCwordfan]

Jeyes - this is awful.....

[marval]

You are on a roll Patsy.

[Patsy33]

I think the Judge wanted to get to the bottom of this....

[Chipchopper]

Sounds like a bum rap.

[Patsy33]

Charmin I'm sure!..

[DTCwordfan]

Were they from Buck House or Windsor? They have their own brand, 'the Royal Flush'.....

[Voltage]

Don't ever buy KFC toilet paper ..so thin..definitely not finger licking good!

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Uugghhh! Lol
I noticed a note fell out of man's pocket, signed Andre x

[johnny.5]

don't buy Chuck Norris toilet paper
it's rough
it's tough
and it don't take no chit of anyone

[DTCwordfan]

I know this is potty in logic terms - however,

Sometimes it just feels better to be a shiitte,
instead of the toilet paper...

[Shaglene]

Which hand do you use to wipe your bum? I use toilet paper.........