I Blame My Mother

[Patsy33]

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'The man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds"

[jno]

sounds like bunkum to me

[Shaglene]

I hope that he didn't have a weak bladder..............

[Chipchopper]

Didn't your Ma tell you about the 'ups and downs'

[marval]

I wondered why it took you so long to have children.

[Voltage]

cmon patsy ..we know you've had plenty of bunk ups! ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

Volty’d been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked , ‘Aunty Patsy, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?’

Aunty Patsy was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. ‘Well, Volty, it’s called sexual intercourse.’

‘Oh,’ Volty said, ‘OK,’ and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, ‘Aunty Patsy -it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called Bunk Beds.

And Marval’s mom wants to talk to you.’

[Old_Geezer]

Mosy folk like sexual intercourse; but you did a bunk ?

[Voltage]

LOL @DTC