News

[marval]

In Fairytale News: The Pied Piper has 12 rats behind him. More to follow.

I was round at my friend’s house for his annual fancy dress party last night.
Next year I am going to go as a triangle

I managed to organise a gathering of the people in the world with the biggest shoe sizes. Took me a while, it was no small feat.

Ever since my accident at work, I’ve been going round changing bulbs and flicking switches. I’m on light duties.

I took my two dogs rabbiting today. They do a great Chas ‘n’ Dave tribute.

I have founded a company fixing car ignitions. It’s a start up business.

I have started my own See Saw manufacturing company. Business is up and down.

I have just developed a mathematical equation which when fed into a computer taps out the names of American presidential candidates in Morse code.
It’s working well, I’m very pleased with the al-gore-rhythm.

I was walking down the street with my dogs when this man said, “Are they Jack Russells?” I said, “No, they’re mine.”

I fell asleep whilst rafting the other day. I just drifted off.

[Arksided]

Marval-ous :-)

[DTCwordfan]

Women should not have children after 35.

Really ... 35 children are surely enough.

[marval]

Good one DTC

[Jackdaw33]

Had to think hard about #2 till the penny dropped.

[Shaglene]

You are still producing some good quickies.....

[Patsy33]

Clever ones there Marval! Lol...

[Chipchopper]

Blooming good bunch ! can we have some more ?