I Gave

marval | 21:27 Thu 10th May 2018 | Jokes

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I gave my partner a right pasting today. Serves him right for getting in the way whilst I am wallpapering.

I went to the doctors today about my addiction to astrology. He said “What are the signs?”

I fancied a pint so I thought I’d try The Not Inn. It was shut.

I told my son if he got into university I would get him some fitting transport.
I did, I got him a unicycle.

I keep a clock in our henhouse. It’s my Chicken Tikka.

I bought a piano today for a thousand pounds. It is a grand piano.

There has been some strange news about charged particles recently. I am going to keep my ion it.

I have just seen some wolf meat on sale in Tesco. So I bought a pack.

I lost my job today after taking a partridge, a rabbit and a pheasant to work. Apparently that wasn’t what my boss meant when he asked me to come up with a game plan.

I hate sitting on planes whilst they are taking off. I am surprised I have never fallen off to be honest.