My Missus Left Me Earlier ......

[Gizmonster]

..... because of my fetish for fondling pasta.
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I'm feeling cannelloni right now ......

[Mamyalynne]

She'll be back in a day orzo.

[Zacs-Master]

Fusilli idiot.

[Voltage]

I re-fusilli to believe this.

[Spicerack]

Don't spirali out of control.

[Zacs-Master]

You better spaghetti her a big bunch of flowers and macaroni the best meal she’s ever had.

[Chipchopper]

A candle light dinner should do the trick, but you should run it pasta.

[Bazile]

I hope you asked cannelloni for her permission.

[Patsy33]

You wanna use your noodle a bit more!...

[Bazile]

Ask Pappa rdelle what you should do - he is a wise old man

[Voltage]

Did she kick you in the spag bols!

[Patsy33]

Ouch! I hope you covered your Bigoli....

[Arksided]

OP...Keep your hands of my Alphabetti Spaghetti.

[jourdain2]

Just tell her she's the stellini to your sauce. :)

[Gizmonster]

Cheers for all the laughs peeps .... but there can only be one BA .....

[Bazile]

thanks giz - just noticed BA