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Voltage | 18:53 Tue 15th May 2018 | Jokes
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I helped my suicidal friend by throwing him in front of a train.

He was chuffed to bits.
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volty, so you coached him, how could you....?
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he went 1st class
so up in smoke?
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he was going off the rails anyway
met his Waterloo, then....?
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yep lol ...st.pancrushed!
and Mary boned him then.....how miserable, and no wonder the King's Cross.
Oh dear. Was there any signals?
Just 'Leaves on the Track,' Patsy - what more can we say?
He became a sleeper then.
Headline news in the press:
Fat controller on diet after mystery man throws him in front of Thomas.. he's being quoted as Steaming.
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surprised this joke lasted....thought it would have gone off the rails by now!

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