What, All Of It?
One fine morning back in old Dodge City, Chester the deputy woke up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he yelled, "Marshal Dillon! Marshal Dillon! I woke up with a hard on and don't know what to do!"
Marshal Dillon told him, "Chester, just go out back to the stable and shovel horse manure for a while. That'll take care of it." Chester did so but soon, Miss Kitty walked past. "Chester? Why are you out here so early this morning?"
Chester replied, "Well, Miss Kitty, you see, I woke up this morning with a
huge hard on and I didn't know what to do with it so Marshal Dillon told me
to come out here and shovel manure for a spell."
Raising her dress enough to expose herself, Miss Kitty exclaimed, "Well,
why don't you just stick it in here, Chester?"
Chester looked surprised. "The whole shovel full?"