Giant Frog !

[Chipchopper]

I saw this huge frog in the library, systematically grabbing books off the shelves, throwing them over its shoulder and shouting "red-it" "red-it"

[marval]

I hope it parked its car safely, or it would be toad away.

[Chipchopper]

Yes, it had a perking kermit.

[DTCwordfan]

going out on an amphibian limb, any legs going, they make for good bookmarks.

[Patsy33]

Are you sure it wasn't a bookworm?

[Garaman]

Was he from Eastern Europe, he seemed a tad pole?

[Chipchopper]

It was a Swiss alpine bullfrog.....Dose that ring any bells ?

[Shaglene]

You should have told him to hop it.............

[Flonska]

And a hen was later seen on the library floor pecking at the tomes in turn and uttering"Book, Book." "Book, Book." "Book, Book."

[Tilly2]

...later a crow was seen looking at all the racy books and saying, 'Caw, Caw!'

[DTCwordfan]

A book just fell on my head and I only got my shelf to blame.