I'm In A&e!

[Voltage]

Sat in A&E at the hospital right now after burning my feet badly.

All I wanted was some hot dog sausages.

Instructions on the tin said, 'Stand in a saucepan of boiling water for 2 minutes........'

[marval]

Ouch, lol. That must be the wurst pain you have ever had.

[Tilly2]

Are they going to give you a mustard bath?

[zebo]

Jamie Oliver's say 'p@@@k with a fork'. Can't argue with that.

[Patsy33]

Poor sole. I'll ketchup with you later..

[Buenchico]

https://tinyurl.com/yaycnhjy

[jno]

and then you went hotfoot to Casualty?

[Chipchopper]

The boy stood on the burning deck.
His feet were covered in blisters.
He couldn't get his own shoes on.
So he had to wear his sisters!