Sunburnt!

[Voltage]

Just got back from the doctors suffering with sunburn...the doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him "pasteurized?" he said..

"No, just up to your neck." He replied.

[bookbinder]

I don't wish to know that! Kindly leave the stage!

[Patsy33]

Should have used tan-go....

[Voltage]

Lol you're ok bookbinder..no one will let me on stage :-(

[jambutty]

Haa!! That made me laugh out loud.

[bookbinder]

A guy falls asleep on a sundrenched beach, and wakes up with painful sunburn. He is rushed into hospital, where the doctor prescribes continuous feeding plus saline plus electrolytes plus sedatives plus Viagra every 4 hours. The nurse asks, "What good will the Viagra do?" The doctor replies, "It will keep the sheets off his sunburn for a few hours."

[bookbinder]

^^^continuous intravenous feeding.

[jambutty]

Ditto to 16:33!

[Voltage]

Lol bookbinder