Plants.

[Patsy33]

Apparently, it's good to talk to your plants. I tried teaching mine mathematics but they ended up with square roots.

[weecalf]

Sum plants you got there Patsy33

[Patsy33]

Didn't measure up to much.....

[murraymints]

sine of the times

[Patsy33]

I just cant figure it out...

[Voltage]

I hope when you're talking to them you don't flobalot....little weed ;-)

[Canary42]

Good for ease of storing for the carrots, beetroot, potatoes, etc.

[Norwichcropper]

You say you tried teaching yours mathimatics and ended up with square roots ..... I shouldn't worry so did I and minus just the same

[marval]

I used to stroke mine, they had me arrested for stalking.

[Norwichcropper]

On the subject of plants I turned over a new leaf today....The nissan salesman wasn't impressed