Back From The Pub!!

[Voltage]

Got back from the pub last night and whispered to my wife, "I'm sleeping in the spare room tonight darling."

"Ahh that's sweet of you," she said, "you're drunk and don't want to disturb me?"

"No, I've brought the barmaid back with me" I replied.

[Patsy33]

Was it her jugs that attracted you to her?

[Voltage]

ohhh yes lol..

[Patsy33]

I thought she was only allowed to pull pints??

[Voltage]

She pulls anything lol

[marval]

If I was your wife, I would pull something. The barmaid might as well go home then.

[bookbinder]

A little snifter for afters, eh?

[AZardoz]

Best one in a long time.

[AZardoz]

What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night?
A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.
A barmaid at night is bare and...

Goodnight.