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Pound Bakery
A man goes into a "£1" Bakery, where everything is on sale for £ 1...
"What price are the chocolate eclairs?", he asks. "A pound" replies the baker
"What price are the sausage rolls?", he enquires. "A pound" replies the baker, "We're a pound bakery".
"Then why has that one cake up on the shelf there got a sticker on it saying £ 2 ?", asks the man, pointing.
"Ah", replied the baker, "That's madeira cake!"
"What price are the chocolate eclairs?", he asks. "A pound" replies the baker
"What price are the sausage rolls?", he enquires. "A pound" replies the baker, "We're a pound bakery".
"Then why has that one cake up on the shelf there got a sticker on it saying £ 2 ?", asks the man, pointing.
"Ah", replied the baker, "That's madeira cake!"
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This is a real Groaner, but I couldn't help chuckling ;-D
09:53 Fri 27th Jul 2018