Travel Insurance!

[Voltage]

I'm planning a camping holiday but, I have to say, I'm far from impressed with my travel insurance.

It turns out if someone steals my tent in the night, I'll no longer be covered.

[maggiebee]

But you'll be able to watch The Sky at Night.

[Voltage]

I will Maggie lol

[marval]

Ask the guy, for better cover.

[DTCwordfan]

did you book the insurance from someone in Warsaw - a Pole perhaps?

[Patsy33]

At least now it's in the open

[Bazile]

A shower will soon focus your attention , no doubt

[vulcan42]

Sounds as if the insurance company threatened you with intent.

[Baldric]

Did he come to you ^^^ bearing Spam?