Girl In A Pub!!!

[Voltage]

I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Go on" she said, "Try then"

After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded, "Come on,come on, what day was I born?"

"Yesterday" I replied

[Patsy33]

She made a right Tit of herself.....

[Shaglene]

The doctor said to the girl "Big breaths."
She replied, "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen."

[Arksided]

H-ha I like them both.

Not my best chat up line...

[Voltage]

Some uplifting answers there ;-)

[Arksided]

Well you need all the support you can have.

[Shaglene]

German for a bra...stapsemflappen.

[Georgiesmum]

Or an over the shoulder boulder holder, or upper topper flopper stopper.

[tonyav]

T!t sling in my neck of the woods.

[cupid04]

Double barrel slingshot in our house ;-))

[tonyav]

Oi ya little minx.
That could cause some damage ;-)

[cupid04]

I often get black eyes when jogging, lol! x

[tonyav]

LOL.
Don't turn around to quick or anyone standing to close will as well.