Night Nurse............

[Shaglene]

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted
after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she
pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to
write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks
at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat,
she says:

“Well, that's great....that's just great..........some @sshole's got my pen!”

[Bazile]

Take a deep breath , this won't hurt

[Patsy33]

Lol!