How Many.....

[BANANASPLITS]

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans

[maggiebee]

Nice one.

[sunny-dave]

https://tinyurl.com/y9rgrgo4

[marval]

I hope it pays the bill, or it will be up before the beak.

[DTCwordfan]

I didn't know that you were Irish, BS......

[DTCwordfan]

B-Splits was doing bird puns on me. Then I realised that toucan play the same game.

[Arksided]

Why can't Toucans find any tablets for a hangover.

Because... hold onto your hats ...Parrots eat 'em all.

[BANANASPLITS]

Best answer for ark....for being the worst pun ever lol

[Arksided]

Thank you.. the old ones are the best.

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol yes

[retrocop]

After the Toucans drank their beer the tins became Pecans.

[BANANASPLITS]

Are you taking the pee

[retrocop]

Not at all. Just a wee jest

[Patsy33]

Good one! :-)