One night (a long time ago in a jurisdiction far, far, away - rumour being St Austell aka Awful) a brother was heading home after indulging a bit too much at the festive board after his lodge meeting.
He was weaving a little across the path, steadying himself against the lamp-posts.
A concerned policeman saw him, and walked over.
"Well sir, where are we going at this time of night, eh?" he asked.
The brother replied "I, officer, am going to a lecture on Masonry!"
Bemused, the policeman asked, "And just where are you going to hear a lecture on Masonry at this time of night?"
On the same theme, a chap was pulled over by the cops on suspicion of being over the limit. When the guy told the PC he had been to the lodge, he thought it a matter for the sergeant. The sergeant thought it a matter for the inspector, who offered to drive the man home. On the way he asked the man, "Which lodge have you been to?"