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BANANASPLITS | 13:50 Wed 17th Oct 2018 | Jokes
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I got a job making bullets in a gun factory.
I meesed up!
I was fired immediately.
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And messed up to!!
13:51 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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//I was fired immediately.//

Must of been a hair trigger
14:01 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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you deserved to be shot for that - as long as they have their range.
14:02 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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My own fault....shot myself in my foot as usual!
14:10 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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Tell them it was just a flash in the pan and tell the bosses they went off half cock unless,of course they caught you bang to rights and then they have got you lock,stock and barrel
14:17 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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lol ,you were the wrong calibre for the job x
14:19 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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what do you have in your sights now?
14:38 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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I keep people quiet at snooker matches..I'm a silencer
14:39 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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Well you gave it your best shot but I think you had better take a powder from that line of work.
14:40 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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plenty of shots there, even the odd cannon too.
14:42 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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and you would know if you have gone to pot.
14:42 Wed 17th Oct 2018
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Well I'll be a son of a gun
14:47 Wed 17th Oct 2018

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