Three Dogs At The Vets...............

[Shaglene]

Three dogs, a bulldog, a dachshund and a great dane, meet at the veterinarian.

The dachshund turns to the bulldog and asks "So, what are you in for?" The bulldog replies "I was playing with a kid, and his ball, in the park. I got a little exited and accidentally bit him in the arm. It's the needle for me." The others nod solemnly.

"So, what about you?" the bulldog asks. The dachshund replies "Ok. So I've been eyeing the mailman for a while now, and yesterday I finally got a good chomp out of his ***. Now it's the needle for me." He's met with sympathetic nods.

"What about you then?" The bulldog asks the great dane. "Well" says the great dane "My owner was scrubbing the floor, on all fours and her skirt rode up to reveal she weren't wearing knickers. I got so exited I climbed on top of her and gave her a good rogering.."

The others nod in unison. "The needle then?" asks the bulldog. To which the great dane replies "Well, actually I'm just here to have my nails trimmed."

[retrocop]

A fashionable doggy.

[marval]

HaHa