My Friend..

[Patsy33]

My friend always went the extra mile at work. That’s why he lost his job as a taxi driver.

[Zacs-Master]

Seems fare enough

[cupid04]

Was he hansom though...

[Patsy33]

It didn't help that people were talking behind his back....

[retrocop]

A hackneyed question ,"Was his name Ackers BILK?"

[BANANASPLITS]

A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder. The driver *** himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.

"Cor blimey, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.

"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."

[retrocop]

He believed in going Higher and Reward

[retrocop]

Geordie is in Dublin on Business and takes a Taxi from the Airport to his Hotel in the City Center. As they come out of the Airport, the Taxi driver shoots through a red light.

“Driver, you could have killed us, you jumped that red light!” shouts Geordie.”Ah te be sure, my brother and me, we do that all the time” says the cabbie.

A mile down the road and the Taxi driver shoots over another red light. “Driver, that was another red light!” Screams Geordie.”Ah to be sure its nothing at all my brother and me, we do it all the time.”

They get to the next traffic light. Its green, the Taxi driver stops! ” Driver, its a green light ! Why the hell have you stopped ?” says Geordie.

“Ah to be sure, ” says the Taxi Driver, ” my Brother, he might be coming the other way ……..”

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol

[Shaglene]

I wonder if the Rabbi left him a tip...............