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Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Be Trick Or Treating:
1. You get winded from knocking on the door.
2. You have to have a kid chew the toffee for you.
3. You ask for high fibre sweets only.
4. When someone drops a chocolate bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
5. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.
7. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
8. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your wig.
9. You're the only Dracula in the neighbourhood with a walking frame.
10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.
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