My Girlfriend

[Spicerack]

likes to be covered with cheese..

[Spicerack]

she's a cracker.

[spathiphyllum]

You're telling me? ;)

[DTCwordfan]

Must be a Dutch-Yorkshire cross as in being an E-Dame

[BANANASPLITS]

Does she spread easy ;-)

[spathiphyllum]

^ HA

[BANANASPLITS]

Lol

[Patsy33]

I think I know the family. One of the Jacob's girls...

[BANANASPLITS]

How does spicey make love to her...Caerphilly!

[sunny-dave]

I bet she's not happy with his Stinking Bishop ...

[Spicerack]

She's not like that. She's a gouda girl.

[retrocop]

She worships St Augur at the Cathedral but often gets too much attention from the Stinking Bishop who keeps groping the Old Tickler

[BANANASPLITS]

Retro LOL

[Spicerack]

I deserve the best answer but I don't want to be accused of a feta compli.

[retrocop]

To be Brie you don't deserve BA and your girl friend says you don't give her Blue vein either

[Spicerack]

SWhe'll be in a pickle when I see her, then.

[DTCwordfan]

when do we get on to the subject of paté and parts?