Hedgehog Joke

[DTCwordfan]

Following on from Patsy's - an old one.

Two rabbits and a hedgehog standing on the roadside. The Hedgehog says I'm too scared to cross cos I'll get splattered! Rabbit one says naaa, all you have to do is walk into the road, wait for a car then when one comes just make sure you are in the centre of the headlights and the car will pass over you without a scratch.

I'm not convinced said hedgehog!!! So rabbit two says I'll show you.

He runs into the road, a car comes and he positions himself in the middle of the headlights. The car passes over him without a scratch. Okay!! says hedgehog, I'll take your word for it and try it myself. Hedgehog walks straight out into the middle of the road and gets SPLATTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbit one looks at rabbit two and says Oh Buq-ger!!!!!!!!!!!! Trust a Reliant Robin to come along!

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[elliemay1]

Q: What did the grape say when the hedgehog stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

[marval]

lol

[Shaglene]

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. To show it had guts.............

[elliemay1]

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A. To see its flat mate