Left Me...

[Patsy33]

My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football.

I'm gutted, we'd been together for nearly three seasons.

[tonyav]

Time for a substitution then.

[Captain2]

Did she move the goalposts then?

[Patsy33]

I'm so upset, I'm dribbling...

[tonyav]

Is she scoring with somebody else now.

[Zacs-Master]

I’ll be your substitute.

[Zacs-Master]

Sorry Tony. Tut.

[tonyav]

It's ok, your allowed three subs now.

[bainbrig]

Yes, but no grammatical errors. ‘Your’ indeed...

[Zacs-Master]

Haaaaa!

[BANANASPLITS]

So she blew the whistle on you ...That's what you get for dribbling in her penalty box lol

[Patsy33]

I've always been on the ball, when it comes to her needs...

[tonyav]

Somebody caught her on the volley I recon.

[BANANASPLITS]

I was going to bring villa into it ...but I thought wait we're talking about football here

[tonyav]

Good at scoring though ;-)

[BANANASPLITS]

Only joking m8 their on a good run

[Patsy33]

Well, I was going to mention hat trick Tone...

[BANANASPLITS]

We're getting a bit offside from the joke here

[tonyav]

My girlfriend left me because she says I only ever think about football.

A harsh penalty that.

[BANANASPLITS]

So she's transferred then

[DTCwordfan]

so whose pork pie has she moved on to?