Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman And Irishman.

[melv16]

Were captured spying in Russia and were to be executed.
They were asked for their last wishes.
The Scotsman wanted a 1,000 piece piping band.
The Welshman wanted a 1,000 piece male voice choir.
I'll have a 1,000 strong group doing the Riverdance, said the Irishman.
Could you shoot me first, said the Englishman....

[Spicerack]

Lol.

[ladybirder]

Now that is REALLY funny, made me snort.

[Zacs-Master]

Q: What do bagpipers use for birth control?


A: Their personalities

[douglas9401]

My idiot neighbour appeared on my doorstep, banging at the door like a madman at 4AM this morning.

Luckily I was already up practicing my bagpiping at the time.

[waterboatman]

That was no Irishman. Hr'd have wanted a a gallon of Irish whiskey! (Well, I would)...with the time to drink it. By the time he'd wouldn't care! :-)

[waterboatman]

Some of my words disappeared! Gremlins on the loose!

[gertrudedogs]

Lol

[stocksman]

Waterboatman, you should have typed your reply before you drank the whiskey!!