Waiter

[Patsy33]

Waiter: "How would you like your steak sir?"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife"
Waiter: "Rare it is then Sir"

[kvalidir]

:) x

[marval]

lol

Waiter, Do you have frog's legs?"

"Certainly, Sir!"

"Well hop off and get me a steak!"

[elliemay1]

Q: Why was the well done steak a terrible gossip?
A: It wasn't juicy enough!

[zebo]

Our arguments are usually blue, like my steaks, and very bloody.

[goodgoalie]

Get me a crocodile sandwich - and make it snappy!

[marval]

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"