My Obsession..

[Patsy33]

My wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing
And they're off!

[DTCwordfan]

that could make you jump, I guess, or at least put a hurdle or two in your way.

[Patsy33]

As far as I'm concerned, they're all blinkered!

[DTCwordfan]

should whip them into shape...

[tonyav]

Shouldn't have got saddled with her in the first place.

[Patsy33]

I thought we were stable....

[tonyav]

Just went off tack a bit I think.

[Patsy33]

I honestly thought we'd go the distance..

[TonyV]

Oh Patsy33 would think this would be your racing colours

https://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-tie-dye-an-old-white-shirt-or-a-new-shirt-/

[tonyav]

I think she had to much free rein.

[TonyV]

Not to much to get into stable without to much fuss

[Canary42]

So it didn't last furlong in the end.

[TonyV]

Only 220 yards Canary 8 to the mile

[Tilly2]

Bet you're really pleased about that.

[Patsy33]

Tonyv, thanks. Those colours are to dye for!..

[Patsy33]

I think my wife just pulled up.....

[TonyV]

Patsy thought you might like them

[tonyav]

Has she got the bit between her teeth.

[jno]

as long as you're happy, that's the mane thing

[AZardoz]

The original joke had something to do with knickers, I believe.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Don't you mean breeches?