In The Cake Shop...

[Chipchopper]

A man walks into a cake shop and asks: How much is the smaller of those two small cakes, you have there ?"

That'l be £2:50 for the Victoria sponge.

"What about the larger cake, beside it"

That'l be £3:50.....that's Madeira one

[Patsy33]

Lol..What about the pound cake?..

[Hopkirk]

Crumbs!

[Chipchopper]

Its a poor part of town, they have black forest ghetto on special at the moment.

[spathiphyllum]

Lol, how jammy.

[Patsy33]

I know a cherry from around there, chipchopper...

[Jackdaw33]

Chap in a cake shop asks:

How much is them gattox in the window?
The assistant replies:

-They are not gattox, sir, they are gateaux and they are £25 each.-

-£25? Bolleaux!.-

[weecalf]

We grew up in the rough side of town where you got mugged by people using jam cream cake .It was grim growing up in the gateaux .

[Patsy33]

We had a nice little cake shop, that did high teas. Scone now... :-(

[DTCwordfan]

Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having sex so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just uh, making cake” and they send him away.

So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brothers room so he walks in and catches his brother and his brothers girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! were making cake!”

So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night in the lounge, huh?!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch”