How Daft Can You Get ?

[Chipchopper]

A novice gardener was rushed to hospital yesterday, after accidentally eating a poisonous daffodil bulb which she had thought was an onion.

The lady who has not been named, is making a slow recovery but is expecting to be out in the spring.

[BANANASPLITS]

Why was little weed always wet?
Because Bill & Ben flobbedalot ;-))

[jno]

she'll soon be blossoming

[Patsy33]

Aww, hope everything will settle, petal...

[weecalf]

Shallot do that again in a hurry

[BANANASPLITS]

Give her a big kiss use tulips

[Chipchopper]

She was sent a bouquet .....sorry bucket by well wishers.

[retrocop]

When she came out of her corma she started speaking Welsh

[DTCwordfan]

that's some leek for AB News....

[Chipchopper]

Doctors think she may be a narcissist

[Patsy33]

Blows her own trumpet does she?

[marval]

Leaf it out, she has lost the plot.