Blackbeard?

[maggiebee]

I married a pirate with a patch – the one eye love

The only thing flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself

To the thief who took my anti-depressants, I hope you’re happy

Be careful tonight – one pour decision may lead to another

Never iron a four leaf clover, you don’t want to press your luck

[Patsy33]

Lol!..good uns...

[Togo]

//I married a pirate with a patch – the one eye love //

That would be the one I'd get. :))

[marval]

lol