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Tap?
Must be read out in a real Dundee accent! Translations available on request.
Dundee Sheriff Court
QC: Tell the court why you went to see your brother-in-law
Defendant: Fur a tap
Judge: Your brother-in-law is a plumber, I take it?
Defendant: Naw
QC: M'lud, "tap" is Dundonian vernacular for a 'loan'
(to defendant) You went to borrow money from him, is that right?
Defendant: Naw
Judge (exasperated): Well, what kind of tap was it?
Defendant: A fitba tap
Dundee Sheriff Court
QC: Tell the court why you went to see your brother-in-law
Defendant: Fur a tap
Judge: Your brother-in-law is a plumber, I take it?
Defendant: Naw
QC: M'lud, "tap" is Dundonian vernacular for a 'loan'
(to defendant) You went to borrow money from him, is that right?
Defendant: Naw
Judge (exasperated): Well, what kind of tap was it?
Defendant: A fitba tap
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