Tell Me Quando Quando Quando

[Chipchopper]

A man on his lunch break rushes into a crowded pizza restaurant and places an order.
After spending a long time waiting, he spots the waiter and calls out: "will my pizza be long?".

Waiter: "Sir, all our pizzas are round"

[wolf63]

About 40 years ago I got on a bus and asked the driver how long the number 7 but would be. His answer - 31 foot, just like this one. Jokes/real-life/fake news - it's getting difficult to tell them apart.

[Chipchopper]

Ha ha, very true Wolf!

[Patsy33]

Haha..What a square joke!

[Canary42]

[johnny.5]

whenever I'm cooking sausages for tea when the kids ask how long tea will be

oh how we laugh we never get tired of that joke

[Chipchopper]

How long is a piece of string, is the answer I usually get :-)