Tee Hee

[maggiebee]

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

I’m learning the hokey cokey. Not all of it. But – I’ve got the ins and outs.

Alright lads, a giant fly is attacking the police station. I’ve called the SWAT team!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says: “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

[Patsy33]

Ha ha...Love the jump lead one, always makes me giggle..

[marval]

lol, very good.

[JimF]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/8078185/Tommy-Cooper-dominates-list-of-best-jokes.html

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[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Good old Tommy!

[JimF]

You mean the violent alcoholic wife-beater? Loathsome man, according to those closest to him.

[spathiphyllum]

I thought this was going to be a Michael Jackson joke

Funny still :)