Soooo Hot!

[Chipchopper]

It was so hot today, I just stood in front of the freezer and stripped naked and enjoyed the cool air.

The store manager was less than impressed !!

[Zacs-Master]

That reminds me, I need to freeze my sausages from Saturday's BBQ.

[Chipchopper]

Some customers played hoopla with the squid rings ;-)

[mallyh]

lol .I mentioned a while back on here the cure for chaffed thighs from walking in hot weather was to straddle a frozen turkey i'm now banned from all supermarkets .

[Old_Geezer]

Doesn't sound like the freezer was that cold.

[Patsy33]

It Asda be done!
Did you give him.the cold shoulder?....

[Chipchopper]

"Chicken thighs" he asked ?.......No I said "Its just the way I walk"

[marval]

HaHa

[DTCwordfan]

The Sun looked down at me this morning, smiled and said, “Good morning. Want some light?”

I exclaimed, “What a beautiful day! Thanks Sun!"

The Sun chuckled, “Here’s some heat for this afternoon as well."

Sweating from strimming the paths in my fields, I groaned, “Wow, it's getting hot now."

Menacingly, the Sun roared...“It’s going to get hot when I expand and destroy your planet in a few billion years!"

I shot back, “Not if we destroy it first!"